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Engagement Chicken? #evilbooks

Oh god. See, it’s things like this that make women look bad. I hate all this “things every woman should know” crap. I’d rather never get engaged than make “Engagement Chicken.”
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  “TO GET YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE”
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  Scripps College disapproves.
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  On a February 29th, it’s acceptable for a man to cook a chicken.
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  So… you’re supposed to cook a chicken when someone proposes to you? Huh. Lucky I saw this book cover!
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  It’s a recipe delusional women cook for their boyfriends when they want them to get with the program and propose...
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  #if you guys love me you would get me this cookbook #i need this to get a man #because MY cooking isn’t good enough How...
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  What the hell is
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  Wow, I need that book ;o) Maybe it might work… xD
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  Hey, at least THEY know about engagement chicken
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  Is it weird that I’ve heard of engagement chicken before O.o
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  Yeah, fuck that noise. I’m pretty sure the things i want in life don’t come out of a cookbook but instead come from...
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